Character QnA: Mandy

Host: Mandy is the lead producer for the Colorado Supernatural Investigation Team. Her academic background is in telecommunications and journalism. Mandy, thank you for joining us today.

Mandy: Thank you.

Host: So, you run programming for CSIT. I’ve seen the team’s videos online, and you must have lived through some harrowing experiences. What is the scariest experience that you have lived through?

Mandy: Gosh. First question? I mean, the hauntings are weird, and everything, but they’re not nearly as scary as a two hundred pound drunk boyfriend after a frat party.

Host: Humans can be monsters too.

Mandy: And way more destructive.

Host: So, let’s move on to the next question, unless you have additional thoughts.

Mandy: Nope. Being human. Especially female human. Scary as shit.

Host: What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

Mandy: Besides the two hundred pound drunk boyfriend after a frat party?

Host: I mean, it’s whatever you prefer.

Mandy: Yeah. Two hundred pound drunk boyfriend after a frat party.

Host: Who are the most important people in your life?

Mandy: My Mom and Dad. I love them to death.

Host: What is your dream job?

Mandy: (sighs) Oh, I don’t know. I have a house in the mountains. I sit next to a pool on sunny days reading books. Aerial robots drop bundles of money in my lamp while I sip Mimosas with little colorful umbrellas.

Host: If you could have dinner with any person, dead or alive, fact or fiction, who would it be?

Mandy: You know, I’m so boring, I’ll probably just go home. Talk to Mom over dinner. Girl talk. Love ya Dad, no offense.

Host: Who do you admire?

Mandy: Hmm. Know who I admire? I admire the people that make my trash disappear from my life. I just put it in this plastic box, take it to the street, and like magic, it just goes away. I’ll take more of that in my life, please.

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