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Please do hesitate to reach out to us at The Paradigm Convergence because, although our operator is standing by, he does bite. Of course, he has four legs and a tail and doesn’t like emails, so we can’t really blame him. Plus, the A.I. enhanced helmet that converts emails into dog thoughts might be getting a little uncomfortable. The helmet was fitted for a cat, after all. The cat, as might be expected, couldn’t be bothered to wear the helmet, but that may be TMI. If you really really have to contact us, please do so below, it’s will only give our Canis a minor inconvenience on the way to the food bowl.